![]() 05/09/2014 at 18:07 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Which costs more; a used bangle-era 5 series, or banglizing a Del Sol?
![]() 05/09/2014 at 18:20 |
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What about Banglizing your soul?
![]() 05/09/2014 at 18:23 |
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PLOT TWIST I sold my soul to win the lottery a few years back, can't banglize what ain't there bro hahahahahaha!
Now if I'd won more than a dollar, things would be totally different right now.
![]() 05/09/2014 at 18:27 |
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Hahaha
In that case I guess go for the banglized Del Sol. It might help make up for your lack of soul!
![]() 05/09/2014 at 18:32 |
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What is this?
I just threw up in my mouth a lot then shit came out.
It was still better than viewing this.
![]() 05/09/2014 at 18:33 |
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Nah, this car is a desecrated artifact now. It's original face is screaming in agony on the 4th level of jalop hell. You don't even wanna know where the rest of the bimmer went. Anyone that drives this is not destined for positive things. It can't make up for anyone's lack of soul. It's only purpose is to visit destruction and chaos upon the inhabitants of the earth.
![]() 05/09/2014 at 18:40 |
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The car perfect for the poser with too much money and no taste?
An art project gone horribly wrong?
An accurate bare-laying of cultural obsessions over luxury and status at the cost of substance and convenience?
The burning of two perfectly good cars and a lot of manhours in labor for dubious reasons?
Like a zen koan, it defies reason. It is all the things we want it to be, which also makes it as good as nothing. Ribbet!
![]() 05/09/2014 at 21:20 |
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Meh, I've seen worse. Looks like they did a decent blend job. I get that most people hate it, but from the perspective of appreciating the work involved, I kinda like it.